Allomancer Jak and the Pits of Eltania

Allomancer Jak and the Pits of Eltania by Brandon Sanderson is a wildly entertaining short story set in the richly imagined world of Mistborn.

Presented as a humorous and exaggerated travelogue, the story follows the daring (and often ridiculous) exploits of the self-proclaimed adventurer Allomancer Jak as he journeys to the dangerous and mysterious Pits of Eltania. Alongside his long-suffering Terrisman companion Handerwym, Jak recounts his encounters with deadly creatures, treacherous landscapes, and his own supposed heroism.

What sets this tale apart is its unique narrative style—filled with footnotes from Handerwym that humorously contradict Jak’s over-the-top claims, revealing a much more grounded (and often embarrassing) version of events.

Blending action, satire, and clever world-building, this short story offers both a fresh perspective on the Mistborn universe and a delightful parody of classic adventure tales. A must-read for fans of Brandon Sanderson and anyone looking for a lighter, comedic take on epic fantasy.